Corgi House Dog Convincing his owner that he loves her

Corgi House Dog Convincing his owner that he loves her

(Corgi) oh owner you're the best I love you with all my love a doggy could ever have you're such a great owner and you love and care for me everyday no matter what happens you always love me even if I tear apart the couch and your favorite slippers (like I just did today) you still love me with every doggy (and human bit ) of you that you'll ever have. 

(Owner) how dare you tear apart the couch and my favorite slippers!!! But that was very sweet except you still sure didn't convince me but... Well I guess you did!!! Good boy I'll put some of your favorite treats in your dog food tonight for dinner and tomorrow morning you can pick out some toys from the pet shop. Welly, you're the best doggy ever!!!! 

(Corgi) Yay!!!! Pet store here we come tomorrow to sweep you clean!!! And kibble kibble bubbles are still my favorite treats!!

(Owner) Welly, we're not going to buy everything there unless you're a really good boy the whole week and I get a lot more money from working from The Habbit Burger Grill. Right now I'm only getting $20.00 a day!!! That's like doing 5 chores everyday!!! 

(Corgi) Wow. I didn't think it was that bad. If you got payed double than wouldn't you get $40.00 a day?

(Owner) Ya. Good math Welly but it's not really polite to talk about how much money people get. Never ask anyone how much money they get or how much money they have. You would get sent to time out that's why I'm telling you now.

(Corgi) Time out???? Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

(Owner) Calm down Welly!!!!!!! Time out isn't big punishment you just stay in your doggy house alone for 10 minutes with nothing to do. When I was little I had the same rules.

(Corgi) Oh. Never mind the Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then. 

The End